THIS ISNT A JOKE AMANDA BYNES IS SWAGGER JACKING A STIPPER AS A SLOPPY ATTEMPT TO GET DRAKE TO BONE HER ASS TOOU know how in the great gatsby they say he did it all for her this is kind of like the same thing but the Amanda Byrnes version
Apologies to those who find the 9/11 comparison offensive. It was never meant to offend, just my annoyance in Yahoo throwing their money and weight around.
I hate white people y’all so damn extra
if I had a dollar for every time I was more fabulous than you
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t