ishapoopyface:

princesslynn777:

THIS ISNT A JOKE AMANDA BYNES IS SWAGGER JACKING A STIPPER AS A SLOPPY ATTEMPT TO GET DRAKE TO BONE HER ASS TOO

U know how in the great gatsby they say he did it all for her this is kind of like the same thing but the Amanda Byrnes version

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pixelatedboobs:

sxebaps:

R.I.P Tumblr

Apologies to those who find the 9/11 comparison offensive. It was never meant to offend, just my annoyance in Yahoo throwing their money and weight around.

 

I hate white people y’all so damn extra

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if I had a dollar for every time I was more fabulous than you

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maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

(Source: vergilminaj, via justsomeblondie)

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

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yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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